I’m a puerto rican from queens, I speak better yiddish!
TIG: What? What do you want? You want to bond? You want to get closer? Fine.
JUICE: What are you doing?
TIG: I’m going to dunk my balls in your mouth. You’re going to gag. I’m going to laugh. We’re going to be best friends forever.1.04 Patch Over
Clay: Thoughts?
Chibs: Everybody loves pussy.
Opie: I second that.
Juice: Third it.
Tig: I’m a very big fan of pussy.
Clay: All in favor? Like I gotta ask.
All in unison: Pussy!
Tig: I thought you said you drugged the meat.
Juice: I did!
Tig: Look at him, he’s foaming at the mouth!
Juice: That thing should be dead. I dosed him with, like, two grams!
Tig: Two grams? Two grams of what?
Juice: Crank!
Tig: You fed crystal to a killer doberman? Are you retarded?
Juice: No… Should I shoot him?Sons of Anarchy, 1x04 Patch Over
